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Things you should never do but if you do, here’s what you should or shouldn’t do:
1) Peeing in the shower: If you must do this, do it at the beginning of your shower so as to completely flow the urine through the trap, otherwise the urine will stink!
2) Smoking Marijuana: If you must smoke, avoid aluminum cans or foil for smoking. This is only speculation on my part but I do not believe the FDA or any agency has tested this for safety. Given that aluminum is found in the brains of dead Alzheimer’s victims, I’d bet this would be an unsafe practice. Yes aluminum cans have been cleared as a culprit here, but I believe that only applies to the intended use of drinking from them. I’ve heard that an apple can be used as makeshift paraphernalia.
3) Any other ideas?
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My God Bluto, I thought I was the only ol' fart left that still has Adult Hyperactivity Disorder. My wife believes I'm a Manic-Depressive that never hits the depressive state. I thought besides the late George Carlin, I was the only one who had an imagination to think up this stuff. I'm glad someone else thinks about this stuff. Otherwise, it your brain will explode and it's bad for you!
Stealing from Carlin, please don't ever leave a milk carton in the refrigerator with less than a gulp of milk left. This pisses me off and what kind of asshole does this?
Now you really have me wondering... how does the human mind really work? Actually, you made me smile with the shower thing and the rest I have to admit I have never considered. My weird thoughts consist of
How many more steps closer can I get to that bear? If I hang a little farther over the cliff will I be able to see in the eagle nest? I know I can get to the top of the mountain but will I be able to get down or I am at the top of the mountain how the @#!& will I ever get down. How come my right knee is bigger than my left knee? It goes on forever and yes Bluto, that is me.
BTW Bluto, you've got a great Blog site! I commend you taking the time to do your own thing.
Here's another thought: Your who needs guns gave me this thought.
Do you ever look around when you're at a big event like a HS athletic event and wonder how many Charles Bronson's are there packin' heat? For what? A parent's beef with the ref? I mean, how many incidents have happened in CV where someone packin' heat would have saved lives? Too bad someone wasn't packin' heat before the police arrived at the big Deseret Industries hostage incident. What's the scares me most are what are the qualifications to pack concealed heat? Do they have a psychological profile test like all law enforcement officers are required to have? Are they required to qualify at approved ranges and if so, how often? How obese do you have to be before someone decides the person packin' heat is more likely to shoot their own talleywacker or toes off instead of preventing any major crime? If my neighbor is packin' heat, do I have the right to know? If so, I'm moving yesterday!
Thanks guys!Is it wierd if one of my testicles is bigger than the other two? :)
I guess I've chose to digress on this string. :)
I agree Fric Mon on the Chuck Bronson and soccer games, etc.
What about that fireman who shot three people to death because he "snapped" over noise?
Time to Live, Ya I recognized you from the photo and profile! I didn't mean to advocate for weed, but I did some stupid stuff as a teen ager! I've always thought about that! Maybe you have some techniques for the daring lean to catch a better view of the nest...?
Here's a strange tip: For sweaty armpits, Stay Free Mini Pads work wonders.
My friend, a food service pro, uses them all the time! He sticks 'em right to his armpits.
That doesn't necessarily meet the "things you should never do" criteria...but interesting nonetheless...
Most guy's nightmare.
Ever been so drunk, you wake up not having a clue where you are and a coyote ugly woman is next to you and you have no idea who she is?
Speaking of testicles...never ever wax THAT or any other parts down South! Ye-Ouch!!!
...but if you do decide to do it. Make sure the hairs are trimmed up.
boobs
Sorry. Off subject.
I'll try to stay focused.
Things you should never do?
Argue on the internet. It's like running a race in the special olympics...even if you win you're still retarded.
doughieman@hotmail.com
Pretty funny stuff 7...But I'm too PC...I'd say challenged ...!
:)
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